“Toxic” – Britney Spears (2003)
Wake up sheeple
You squeeze lemons to make lemonade
How the FUCK do you think they make
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES
looks to me like you have uhhhhh
well thanks for coming in, that’ll be seven hundred thousand dollars
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.
They took my fuckong teth
Not all of them.
im glad my anesthetic-induced hot take on wisdom teeth removal resonated with you guys
I wrote a song about my college experience ?????????
The realist thing to ever real.
Anemone, an enemy anemone, a stress filled bachelor degree
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
It’s not about “illegals stealing our jobs,” it’s about not being white. If anyone tells you otherwise they are lying.
Life has been busy for a few weeks (months?), sorry for disappearing again. I’ll try to draw and update more often! (´∇ﾉ ` )ノ